SEARS POINTLESS 2026 We survived. Technically.

LAPS COMPLETED

every one a miracle

0/67

CLASS FINISH

top half, baby

0/140

OVERALL FINISH

we'll take it

MAJOR BREAKDOWN

honestly impressive

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WE DID IT (TECHNICALLY)

SEARS POINTLESS 2026

SONOMA RACEWAY | MARCH 21–22, 2026

STATUS: SURVIVED

DAY 1 — THE OPTIMISM PHASE

"We've got this." — Narrator: They did not, in fact, have this.

DAY 2 — THE RECKONING

Same car. More hope. Less respect for our lives.

RACE BY THE NUMBERS

A comprehensive audit of the damage

DAYS RACING

Both voluntary, somehow

DRIVERS

All returned alive

CONES MASSACRED

It had a family

MIRRORS BROKEN

Someone else's. Sorry.

TOWS OFF TRACK

The car needed a break too

BLACK FLAGS

Collecting them like Pokemon

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TEAM UPDATES

NEWS

The latest questionable developments

NEW

March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: THINGS 1-5 ARRIVE — BRIAN'S MOM CALLS US SLACKERS VIA OUR OWN CONTACT FORM

A group of sisters led by Brian's Mom. She used our contact page to call us slackers, then offered to flatbed The Beast cross-country herself. Legend status is too low for this woman.

NEW

March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: RANDY ARRIVES WITH COOKIES, RADIO EXPERTISE, AND ZERO USABLE FREQUENCIES

One of the nicest humans alive. Showed up with Pammy Cookies, tried to solve our pit-to-driver comms with his radio knowledge, and when none of it worked out, we all just ate cookies instead.

NEW

March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: 3 AMIGOS ARRIVE AND IMMEDIATELY COMPLAIN ABOUT TURNAROUND TIME

They sponsored us, then complained within an hour about not being on the website. One of them actually knows how to race. The other two are just good dudes. All three are impatient.

NEW

March 14, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: PURO PINCHES SERVICES CREW ROLLS UP — PHIL'S GHOST HAD OTHER PLANS

One of the guys who ghosted Phil wasn't sitting idle — he was rallying a crew. They demanded changes to the sponsorship program, came in on their own terms, and made Phil's solo act look like a warm-up round.

March 8, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: PHIL CARRIES TWO FREELOADERS TO DUCT TAPE DIAMOND

Phil was supposed to split a sponsorship three ways. The other two never Venmo'd, never sent cash, never did anything. So Phil did it himself. Because that's who Phil is.

March 8, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: SAYIAN_KILLA BELIEVES IN THE DREAM

He's dreamed of being a race car driver since he was 6. Found us on TikTok. Became our first Prayers & Pizza sponsor. We support this dream 1000%.

February 9, 2026

NEW SPONSOR: "I DIDN'T PUSH HIM," SAYS BRYAN'S SISTER

Bryan's Sister has joined 4OGS Racing as our first Rattle Can Gold Sponsor. The sponsorship appears to be motivated by a 1986 incident involving gravity, a child's face, and a disputed shove.

February 7, 2026

ACTUAL GEAR ACQUIRED: THIS MIGHT BE REAL

In a shocking display of competence, at least one team member now owns proper racing equipment. We even bought a spare HANS device because we're responsible like that.

February 5, 2026

OUR FIRST SPONSOR: $1 OF PURE BELIEF

Cowen Technologies has joined 4OGS Racing as our inaugural Puppers Platinum Sponsor with a generous donation of $1. It won't get us far, but we didn't even have to beg.

February 5, 2026

WE HAVE A CAR (ALMOST)

After extensive searching (and by extensive, we mean scrolling Facebook Marketplace for 3 hours), we've acquired a 1995 Ford Probe. It's currently in Pittsburgh, and we're pretty sure someone picked up the uShip contract.

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